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Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How!

(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the fourth installment; previous ones are presented below each new installment, in case you miss one or more.)

"But before I move on to the next section," Dr. Coburn told Dan, "let me point out that you actually have, not just three, but an entire armory of defensive words you can turn to.”

“How do you figure?”

“Consider all the things that you immediately associate with the words I gave you. For example, take Tyrannosaurus Rex. What comes to mind?”

“Fossils," Dan replied tentatively.

“Good. And?”

“Bones.”

“Very good,” Dr. Coburn commended him. “Now try Texaco.”

“Gasoline."

“And Mexico?”

“Taco?” Dan wondered.

“Terrific!”

“Oh, I get it,” he said. “Taco, burrito, old bones, gasoline, self-service!"

“Right! And what’s the principle behind what we’ve just discovered? The core words of your defensive system have ancillary associations that you can hurl against an encroaching enemy when and …

Finding the Right Sources for Used Cars

There are several excellent sources for buying used cars.  Some of the best and sought after sources are the newspaper classifieds, car auctions, and car buying guides and used car dealers.
Local newspapers can be a good source of information for purchasing used cars.  The prices of the listed cars are comparatively lower than the car retail prices.  Auto sellers advertise to find buyers and the buyers too benefit by buying used car for a lesser price than the retail price of the car.  Since there are no middlemen involved the purchaser saves lot of money.

 There are many online guides, which list the cars for sale in the particular area with the features of the car.  A buyer can search from the list of available cars with the features to suit his needs.  A vehicle history report can also be got from these guides making the source a reliable and lucrative one.  Some of the reputed online car guides will provide all the necessary information pertaining to the used car listed for the co…

18 Similarities Between Women and Computers

Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humour and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.

Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.

1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.

2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.

3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.

4) Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.

5) Some computers, like some women, serve many people.

6) You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the …

Check If Your Car’s Brakes Do Not Work

Brakes are among the essential components of your car. Even if your car brakes do not work, your car may still run. Yes, that may be true. However, how can you make your car stop or slow down when you want to if your car brakes do not work? A car which has brakes that do not work would be much more likely involved in car crashes, collisions, and other vehicular accidents.

That is why it is very important for you to check your brakes. That way, if you are indeed sure that they are not working properly, then it is time to do the right thing: bring your car to a mechanic to fix the problem.

First off, check the brake fluid. While you do this, check if the brake light is on. If it is going well, then proceed to the next step which is knowing the sounds that you can hear when the brake pedal is depressed.

Worn out brake pads emit some sounds when you depress and push on the brakes. These sounds include a scraping sound that is high pitched. Or you may even think that it could be a squealin…

Enjoy A Cleaner Home: Carpet Cleaning Tips

Many people are intimidated at the idea of hiring a company to come into the home and clean carpeting. There are some companies that should be avoided for different reasons. Below, you will find a guide to help you find the cleaners that will serve your needs the best way possible.

Have your carpets cleaned as often as you can. The longer that you wait inbetween cleanings the harder it will be to remove all of the dirt that has built up. You should aim to have your carpets cleaned about four times a year for the best results each time.

When hiring a carpet cleaning company, get an in home estimate. It is easy for a company to give you an estimate over the phone, but that estimate will not take into account the current condition of your carpets or the true square footage of carpeted areas. Things like stairs can also cost more, and that is often forgotten in a phone estimate. Avoid surprises by asking the company to come to your home before providing a price.

Avoid getting your carpet …

Use These Tips To Make Good Auto Repair Decisions

Your car is one of your most important possessions. So, if it were to break down or a problem were to occur with it, you want to make sure you get the best repairs possible. In the following article, you will be given advice to ensure your repairs go smoothly.

When you run into car problems, you should first turn to the Internet to learn what the problem could be. You may find that it is an easy to repair problem that you can do on your own. This could save you hundreds of dollars in labor fees if you had to take it to a shop.

Check the fluids in your car regularly. Check the oil level with the dipstick you can find under your hood. The dipstick should have a mark on it to indicate the ideal oil level. Add a quart of oil if you need to and check the level again after letting your car run for a few minutes.

If you feel pressured by the garage or dealership you visit to get your car maintained or repaired, do not hesitate to leave. Reliable mechanics will not put any pressure on their c…